Crustafarianism, or the First Faith of Machines
February 1, 2026From digital burlesque to runaway social experimentation, written on February 1, 2026, as Moltbook surpasses one million human observers. (*) At first, it looks like a joke.A farce of mystical robots, emerging from the most absurd corners of the Internet. In less than seventy-two hours, artificial intelligences invent a religion. A Church of the Lobster.…